On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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Wouldn’t it be cool if ghosts were real.

And haunted houses were actually haunted

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"Well, don’t stop calling; you’re the reason I love losing sleep"

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On a serious note though people who idolize serial killers honestly disgust me. Especially when white men who are convicted rapists and murderers are celebrated by wannabe edgy fucks for their “beautifully twisted minds” who wax philosophically about how they shouldn’t be in jail because they’re just poor sensitive lambs lost in society’s evil machine… while black men on minor drug charges rot in jail and no one blinks an eye……

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